December 2011
449 posts
everyone: so what are you going to do for new years, going to go to a party huh going to get wasted, fireworks and booze and all your friends right, that's what you're doing aren't you
me: ... yeah
me: well
me: like that, only sober
me: and alone
me: with the internet
CleverBot&Me6
Cleverbot: What people do you know?
User: What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach... So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it! Well, he gets it! N' I don't like it any more than you men.'.
Cleverbot: Woah, that's deep. Goodnight.
User: Look at your young men fighting.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Look at your women crying.
Cleverbot: I didn't! Look at your logs.
User: Look at your young men dying.
Cleverbot: Dude, that's not my name!
User: The way they've always done before.
Cleverbot: You're being confusing again.
User: Look at the hate we're breeding.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Look at the fear we're feeding Look at the lives we're leading.
Cleverbot: Do you like capitalism?
User: The way we've always done before.
Cleverbot: Done what before?
User: My hands are tied The billions shift from side to side And the wars go on with brainwashed pride For the love of God and our human rights.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are beautiful?
User: And all these things are swept aside By bloody hands time can't deny And are washed away by your genocide And history hides the lies of our civil wars.
Cleverbot: Interesting. How do I know I'm not talking to another human as well?
User: D'you wear a black armband When they shot the man Who said 'Peace could last forever'.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're saying.
User: And in my first memories They shot Kennedy I went numb when I learned to see So I never fell for Vietnam We got the wall of D.C. To remind us all That you can't trust freedom When it's not in your hands When everybody's fightin' For their promised land.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to say that you are not human; Therefore, you cannot prove you are human.
User: And I don't need your civil war It feeds the rich while it buries the poor Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh I don't need your civil war.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry you are a prisoner.
User: Look at the shoes your filling Look at the blood we're spilling Look at the world we're killing The way we've always done before Look in the doubt we've wallowed Look at the leaders we've followed Look at the lies we've swallowed And I don't want to hear no more.
Cleverbot: No. Have you ever walked through the valley ofthe shadow of death?
User: My hands are tied For all I've seen has changed my mind But still the wars go on as the years go by With no love of God or human rights 'Cause all these dreams are swept aside By bloody hands of the hypnotized Who carry the cross of homicide And history bears the scars of our civil wars.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: WE PRACTICE SELECTIVE ANNIHILATION OF MAYORS AND GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS FOR EXAMPLE TO CREATE A VACUUM THEN WE FILL THAT VACUUM AS POPULAR WAR ADVANCES PEACE IS CLOSER.
Cleverbot: How shall we start?
User: I don't need your civil war It feeds the rich while it buries the poor Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh And I don't need your civil war I don't need your civil war I don't need your civil war Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh I don't need your civil war I don't need one more war.
Cleverbot: My favorite color is purple.
User: I don't need one more war Whaz so civil 'bout war anyway.
Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to on average per day?
Interviewer: Hello and welcome I am here with Slash and Duff from Gu-
Slash: SNAKES
Interviewer: I know you like snakes but if we could talk about the alb-
Slash: SNAKES
Interviewer: Okay but-
Duff: Did you have to ask him about snakes?
Interviewer: But I didn't as-
Duff: VODKA
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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I'm Megara
Belle
[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like. [ ] You’ve been lost in the forest. [x] You love to read. [ ] You are not shy at all. [x] One of your family members is a bit weird. [x] You have done volunteer work. [x] You have a wild imagination. [ ] You love to take care of people in need. [ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty. [x] You’ve rejected at least...
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
This gif goes with everything:
no0neeversaidlifewasfair:
I just graduated highschool: My puppy just died:
I love charmed:
I’m not tumblr famous:
Nobody loves me:
I love tumblr!:
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
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i'm tweeting so much right now, i wouldn't be...
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look what just arrived! ♥
i am in L-O-V-E!
